Golden Time Lover ~ Sonic/FMA RP

(So, for the longest time, my crazy fangirly friend has been emailing me little riddles and poems and stuff I didn't understand. I felt like she was telling me something...then she sent me this.)



(......I think I know what she was trying to say....)

(What? Yaoi? gross.)

Pitch bared her teeth and held her gaze, glaring.

Sonic watched in shock as the tree exploded. "What mad man goes around exploding crap randomly?!" he asked no one in particular.

(No, the messages...I think she ships me with them... -_- )

Greed chuckled at Pitch before moving past her to Lara. "So...it's around here, huh?"

"Yes." Lara said. "And his chi feels like hers...only darker."

"Oh..." Tori said quietly, widening her eyes, realizing who she was talking about.

Another clap, but before something exploded, the earth rose up to shield them.

"Solf J. Kimblee." a female voice said. "The Crimson Alchemist, certified Sociopath."

(xD BEST CRACK SHIP EVER!! I ship it now ^^)

Pitch glared at Greed for a moment longer before turning back to Tori. "Wait, what are they talking about?" she asked.

"Oh." Sonic said. "Wait, who are you?"

(BACK OFF! ;_; it's bad enough all my best friends from school do so...now you!?)

(If they were real, it wouldn't be like that! Ling'd be a bro to me! And Greed!? We'd be friends!)

"I think they're talking about your brother..." Tori said quietly.

"Sasha, Earthbound alchemist." a brown female pronghorn said, approaching, lowering the Earth. "State Alchemist of the Amestris Military."

(I was only joking. . .
You're lucky! You know people irl who've actually heard of the things you're in to )

Pitch's eyes widened. "Really?" she asked. "Why do they seem so worried about it?"

Sonic nodded. "Well, nice to meet you, Sasha," he said. "So how do we get rid of this guy before he destroys the whole island?"

(That's like two people, Cotton. XD)

"Worried?" Lara asked. "Oh, we're not worried-"

"HOW DO YOU HEAR EVERY OTHER THING WE SAY!?" Tori exclaimed.

"Oh no, we can hear every word you say..." Greed said. "It's just we don't care."

"You don't." Sasha said.

"What!?" Knuckles exclaimed.

"He has to have a weakness..." Rouge said.

"No...not really..."

(Well that's two more than I have so. . .)

"Seriously?" Sonic met Sasha's gaze with a look of disbelief mixed with fierce determination. "Come on, there has to be some way to beat him!"

(*hugs* Introduce it to your friends...that's what I did.)

(I'm nicknamed the Bubonic Plague for spreading the fandom! Come on!)

"I'm not kidding." Sasha said. "Besides, when he has wasted enough time, he usually gets away."

"So we fight fire with fire." A male voice said behind them.

Sasha turned. "Colonel Mustang!"

(Going to bed, night)

(What friends?)
xD))
(I should probably go too. I'm going to a party tomorrow ^^ G'night!)
(You probably already know but I'm gonna say it anyway; Roy and Knuckles have the same voice actor )

(Oh my...XD)

(Yeah, and Lust and Blaze share the same voice actress. Second Greed and Espio share their voice actor)

(That. Is. So. Cool!!)
(I keep waiting for Travis to make a miniskirt joke in Sonic Boom xD)

(OH MY GOD! XD I. Will. Die. Travis already made a Silver joke. "IT'S NO USE!")

(RP?)

(Yeah but I might be poofy ^^; )

"Who?" Sonic asked, beginning to get slightly impatient.

Pitch rolled her eyes.

(My mom's making me give up the laptop Dx *sigh* Goodnight Silver)

(Aw, night.)

"Just let him handle this." she replied, pulling them back as the Colonel stepped forward.

With a snap of his fingers, the area ahead burst into flame.

Tori punched her arm.

"Hey! Now what'd I do?!" Pitch yelped.

Sonic gasped. "Holy crap. . ."

"Do not, disrespect, a Homunculus." Tori growled quietly.

Sasha smirked. "Surprised are ya?"

(WHOOOOOOOO DO YOU CLAIM! Greed, Ling, and Roy off limits.)

"Or what?" Pitch asked, smirking. "I'm not afraid of your fangirl-crush."

"Well duh!" Sonic said. "How many people can shoot fire from their fingers?!"

"Technology like that isn't exactly hard to make. . ." Tails put in thoughtfully.

"I do NOT have a crush!" she snapped, stomping a foot down. "I don't want to be killed today!"

Lara and Greed watched them, then looked at each other, before resuming their conversation.

"That's not technology you're seeing, it's simple science and alchemy." she replied with pride, nodding, smirking.

Roy snapped his fingers once more, sending more flames towards Kimblee.

(Hmm. . . I would like Riza, Scar, and Ed if you don't mind ^^)

"Okay, okay, jeez," Pitch said.


"Wow!" Tails gasped, watching in aw.

(K, I have Al)

(Want Lan Fan, or a Homunculus?)

Tori growled.

Lara and Greed got moving again.

Sasha smiled. "Roy's gloves are made of a special material known as ignition cloth." she began. "So when you snap your fingers, it creates a spark and then you use alchemy to change the density in the air to create a pathway and bam. Bombs on command."

(Sure! May I please have Envy and Wrath?)

"Way past cool!" Sonic exclaimed.

"I see," Tails said, nodding.